The Sketchist's Life Work

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 15:23:19 GMT

Jeez I really don't update at all...

Life's been pretty...blah...except.........FEBRUARY BREAK!!!! WOOHOO!!!! And the best part is the snow is a ll melting away.

Can't really play for another couple of days though, I have Brochitis.

I might break upwith Melanie, I don't know. And I'm not sure how to do it without breaking her heart, or if it will break.

On a happier note, I've just arranged my first ever real music composistion, C-Jam Blues, arr. Sam (insert last name here)

My sax loves me and I love her back! Oh Ave Marie!

Terribility

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:47:23 GMT

So....Today was me and melly 2 months anniversary

And, since soon closed I ahve talked to anyone form LBMB except for like...Garrett. I feel sad. You guys were (are are still) so fucking awesome. If you see me on IM say hey! TragicLaught3r.

Um....I love you! My B-day is in 5 DAYS!

Stupid parents

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 03:22:17 GMT

If a person has ADHD, is it thier fault. NO! Can they control their hyperactivity, NO! Can the parent of their friend cause their friend to lie to the person with ADHD because the friend's parent can't deal with them trick or treating one fucking NIGHT?! YES! and that pisses the ever loving FUCK out of me. I'll tell more tomorrow, I'm to pissed right now

My ass hole brother

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 01:12:38 GMT

OH my fucking god i hate my brother sometimes.

IT IS NOT HIS INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He chooses to hook the internet up to his laptop and leaves AIM up. I come home thinking I can go on my AIM and see whose on. Dicklicker walks in "You need to sign onto me right away! It's my computer you can't sign me off"

Guess what, it's the families internet connection dipshit. I hate it, he always treats me like crap, always!!!!!!!!!!!

*must maime siblings*

The Show

Sat, 11 Sep 2004 14:42:56 GMT

Last night was our first show. The entire cast has been great, no-one made a mistake, the show was perfect.

I'm so glad to be a part of "The Hobbit". It's one of my favorite books and now my favorite play. Other than "Wicked". We've had an amazing cast this year and I <3 Gandi, Renee is AWZOM!

I had a dream after the show about The Show

We go to the play. It's out side in the woods. We begin the show and everything is fine. Then during a scene that I'm not on I undress from my costume and go on a dirtbike ride. Then I go to get back onstage and I'm not in costume. so they hold the show while I get into costume.I come back on and everyone boo's me. So we go on again, at intermission we all get out of costume and go dirtbiking.

Some one switches all the costumes around and locks the lockers so we can't get into our costumes.. I couldn't find my pants. So I went on without pants. Everyone cheered us.

Then there was another scene where the Dwarves aren't on and we forget our cue, as we walked on the whole audience is booing. The Bilbo starts talking gibberish and the director calls off the show. I start crying and run home. Then when I get home I realize the director's called and said the show must go on. Then I woke up.

After the show we all went to Lakeview and had pizza. That was yummy.

Wow today sucked!

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 02:11:03 GMT

Jeez, I had a terrible Day. the morning was good, it's just after I left the bed that things turned ugly. Hint: Do not pee while your half asleep, you'll miss the toilet.

After that i went biking with Jake. It seems those prissy little dicks on drumlough think we took their fake rifles while they were on Vaca. Why the Hell would I want one of those stupid faget things.

Next up, I burned my self with bacon grease while making an omelette for lunch.

Last but not least, that ass hole Yester day Sam YELLED at the director about his cast bio. he was mad because they took out some "Innapropriate" things. So he starts rewritting it as "Sam's interests include rewriting his bio fro kicks." it just went on and on, so Imuttered to Cory "jeez, just DEAL with it." and hes mad at me and his attempt at humor was "How's the baby are you in your third trimester yet?" which is RETARDED because He already used that joke 2 WEEKS ago thinks he's a perfect little person. But he's just mad because he didn't get a good role in the show. So while I'm out side he's with his friends blocking the path, So I'm walking by and I say,"Excuse me" and he spits pixie stick sugar in my face. Ass. wHOLEly.

Huzzah

Sun, 29 Aug 2004 17:02:22 GMT

Yahoo, I'm learning how to windsurf.

Suzie's gonna teach me today because the wind is perfect. As of late, I'm in a show. It's a Tolkien Book......."THE HOBBIT!!!" sadly it's been adapted to stage, no spiders, wargs or eagles, and Thorin lives. Oh well, it's fun, I'm Bombur man the Argh, the fat suit. It's so hot and bothersome, I wishh he would lose some weight. Oh well it's fun to be Bombur, Lot's of lines like "I'm starving", "Me too", and "Me most of all" when talking about being hungry, easy to remember. is so hot. The play is on September 10, 11, 12, at the old town Hall. YAY!!!!

LTNS

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 21:53:28 GMT

Long time no see!

I sure haven't posted in a long time, then again i haven't been allowed on the computer for a long time. whatever, i'm going to ytf army

to Steve Rachael, Kate, Joe...

Wed, 05 May 2004 00:41:35 GMT

There is a problem

I feel as if I am not a person when I’m around you guys. It feels like you don’t respect who I am as a person. No matter what I do I am wrong, or stupid, or annoying.

To treat me nasty when you are tired or in a bad mood is a crock. I have feelings also and sometimes you don’t respect them. I feel like a nothing, dirt and a nobody.

To say that I ditched you for “the preps” is retarded and wrong. They are my friends. Just like you guys, they are my friends.

I can have other friends. I have known Riley, as a friend, since 4th grade. Yes, he can be a goofball, but if I decide to go hang out with him and work with my other friends during class I should be allowed to do that. You don’t need to warn me. You don’t need to say I suck up, to be cool, because Riley and I have many jokes that you would not understand. If you are my friends you should know me enough to understand I don’t care if I’m popular or not. You may perceive them as something that they are not. You also say Riley is a jerk, EVERYONE IS A JERK. You are, I am. WE all have problems. But what I don’t understand is when you say Riley acts “better-than-thou” and you act like you know what’s best for me.

Also (Steve), Rachael and I are friends. Yes I had a crush on her, HAD. And as a friend to you I would NOT try to “get with her”. If you are jealous, insecure and paranoid YOU need to work that out. Not tell me to not be her friend, because, frankly, I can’t not be someone’s friend because their boyfriend is insecure about himself.

Joe, I don’t know why you don’t like me. I just don’t understand what went wrong. Tell me and I’ll try to figure out a solution.

Another thing. You seem to use me. I KNOW THE MAFIA IS A JOKE!!! But when you as you are going to get information from me and then kill me, as pretend sends a message like “We hate you, we just want your brain, then we’ll ditch you”.

Please, treat me like a person, if you can’t respect me as a human being say so right now and we won’t have to have ANY MORE CONTACT. If you can I’m willing to work out a friendship.

Mon, 03 May 2004 21:33:10 GMT

I talked to Sam and it turns out she's not that into Jamie.

OUtside I showed no emotion. Inside I was SCREAMING FOR JOY!

Thu, 29 Apr 2004 19:43:07 GMT

I am wearing shorts for the first time since October SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!

Today

Thu, 29 Apr 2004 19:25:13 GMT

Today, yeah, was today.

First I woke up, at 5:40. Then I shut off my alarm and went and slept another twenty minutes on the couch.

Then I went to get a bowl of cereal. There was no milk.

Then I made eggs, but I had to go get bread out of the freezer, and thaw it.

My eggs were good. V. good.

Then came school, ahhh, school. The very place I hate, and love. So it's pretty mediocre.

Today we had NYSSMA. Do you know what NYSSMA is? Probably not, NYSSMA is the NEw York State School Music Association. We play three Band pieces and were scored on our ability. We got GOLD!!!!!

Steve's solo rocked.

Then we went back to school to eat lunch but before that....

The bus ride home was FUNNY. We made so many jokes. They were funny. But, know Rachael's kinda unhappy with me because we were making wise cracks about her and steve. I was like "Congratulations, It's a boy!" And then someone threw a condom in their seat.

Then we caught them making out.

Then we took the wrong exit and got back to school late.

Then we ate lunch. This stupid group of sixth grade midgets called me over to their table and one rides my bus, he's a dipshit, named Darren, they asked "You want some gum?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"I don't feel like it"

"We'll beat you up?

"Yeah if you all five tried at once, shut up midgets!" And then I walked away.

I had a lab in Earth Science. Social studies was

We're studying WWII. I've been waiting all year to do this, and we were going over countries and how the war started. I raised my hand for every friggin' question and she didn't call on me once. She must've asked 40 questions, that's enough for every kid to at least answer two.

But NO! She had to call on the stupid kids that don't know, don't care, or both. I wanted to say "YO!!! I know the answer, I actually WANT TO PARTICIPATE!!!!!!!!!!!"

I know why she calls on the kids that don't care, so they'll be active in class, but sometimes it's like, The smart ones want to participate ALSO! Then when she did call on me, when I had something to contribute, or a question, she'd say "Sam, we need to move on!"

I wanted to say "What the HELL? Your the teacher I have a question. ANSWER IT DAMMIT!" Yeah so what can ya do?

Then I came home on the bus. And that kid from lunch, Darren, was like "We called you a Fat Fuck after you walked away."

So I said "what, to chicken to say it to my face?" And then he shut up.

That was my day.

Randomness is Fin!

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 01:55:48 GMT

My Sax book finally came in. Rubank's Advanced Method. Classical solo's to delight any musician (I alomost typed magician, and then corrected myself). I also got new Baritone sax reeds, and special Alto JAVA Jazz reeds. For playing precision!

Skip and I had this huge conversation about the LBMB. I miss it so much. All those memories are still with me. But I can't look at those threads and I can't see that post. All that I have is a filing cabinet of lossly organized incidents. I do miss that place. Here's that conversation, full of memories. If your aching for some LBMB read this. It sure helped me.

Demanding Cheese: Hey
skiplively: hello
Demanding Cheese: Wow Treasure Planet brought back alot!
skiplively: The story is longer than the part Sarah posted.
Demanding Cheese: I know. I come in with a whine, a pout and death, all in about three sentences. That was way back when I was Stupendous Man.
skiplively: Was it? Hm.
skiplively: Mieke and I made her write a chapter insulting us.
Demanding Cheese: That is the correct spelling of her name, Yay! Yes, I think it was back then because Garret was still Zheric Bevin.
skiplively: Yes, I remember that
Demanding Cheese: I remember when his Uncle found his LJ and his parents refused to let him post there anymore.
Demanding Cheese: That was funny
skiplively: Twas not. Twas bad.
Demanding Cheese: I mean back then it wasn't funny. But looking back it was because he went right behind their backs and made a new one.
skiplively: oh, okay
Demanding Cheese: I miss being able to post pictures. We should ask for that responsilbility back. That person who spammed the boards is gone now.
skiplively: Go ahead and ask.
Demanding Cheese: I think I will.
Demanding Cheese: I also asked about more forums.
skiplively: eh-hem.
skiplively: 50 Steps to friendship with Sarah:
1. Annoy her.
2. Be disliked by her.
3. Be hated by her.
4. Complain about being insulted by her.
5. Be hated by her. Intensely.
6. Cry about being insulted by her.
7. Be ordered off the board by her.
8. Yell about the board being public.
9. Be yelled at.
10. Engage in all out fight.

skiplively: 11. Be laughed at.
12. Cry again.
13. Offer peace to Sarah.
14. Be scoffed at and yelled off board.
15. Rally like-minded posters to your side and cling to them.
16. Be ignored and sumarily dismissed by her.
17. Decide Sarah is much cooler than aforementioned like-minded friends.
18. Offer peace again.
19. Be rejected. Again.
20. Attack next new poster as a gesture of the extended peace.
21. Be scoffed at.
22. Attack all subsequent posters with greater voracity.
23. Be joined by Sarah's newer friends.
24. Be dubbed an evil "clone" by Sarah's older friends.
25. Vehemently deny all cloned characteristics.
26. Claim you haven't changed.
27. Be scoffed at.
28. Acknowledge you have changed, but not that much.
29. Repeatedly change opinion back and forth in order to follow The Sarah.

skiplively: 30. Be called a clone. Again.
31. Become very confused when Sarah and Her Old Friends take different sides of an issue.
32. Become topic of much off-board conversation. You will be unaware of this.
33. Make a post acknowledging Sarah's greatness and your own previous stupidity.
34. Appall Sarah with this post.
35. Attack next new poster on slightly more sophisticated issues.
36. Become good friends with the New Friends of Sarah clique.
37. Continue to agree with Sarah, but with less accolades.
38. Begin to post with more confidence.
39. Begin to post exactly as you did when you first arrived, but with less gramatical errors and less Christian-ese.
40. Frequently make yourself the target of jokes. Purposefully.
41. Finally lose the constant fear of Sarah's Wrath.
42. Scream with delight when Sarah agrees with something you say.
43. Learn to scream to yourself.
44. Denounce person on step 24 as a clone.
45. Be denounced, off-board, as a clone of Sarah's Older Friends.
46. Have an IM conversation with Sarah which does not involve mockery.
47. Allow time to pass.
48. Build friendships with others.
49. Rely on Sarah, and Sarah's Opinions, less.
50. Become part of an inside joke. That you're in on.

With these 50 steps and then another year of reemphazing steps 48, 49, and 50, you'll be well on your way!

Demanding Cheese: Wow, I think I skip some steps.
skiplively: Maybe you're just not legitimate, then!
Demanding Cheese: She never talks to me when I IM her on AIM.
skiplively: I was procrastinating.
skiplively: So. What steps did you skip.
Demanding Cheese: Where?
skiplively: ?
Demanding Cheese: I'm not sure. Some towards the begining
Demanding Cheese: All the crying steps
skiplively: Hah!
skiplively: I should have put on there, somewhere, leaving the board and then coming back under a different name.
Demanding Cheese: I didn't do that, Lily did
skiplively: I know you didn't.
skiplively: At least two people did.
skiplively: It's not a serious list, Sam.
Demanding Cheese: I just changed my name and got Sarah mad by Spamming with Hi I'm Soccrsam/Stupendous man now Sketch
Demanding Cheese: You can't hear the tone of my typing that was was sarcas/joking not seriousness
skiplively: ah, yes. Remember that.
Demanding Cheese: sarcasm*
Demanding Cheese: Wow. So much stuff. it's all comeing backto me, too. I miss that community
skiplively: It's not completely gone.
Demanding Cheese: I know
Demanding Cheese: I should say I miss not being able to read the threads and the memories I miss the giangantic closeness of that board. Soon is just samll and weak.
skiplively: You thought Aimee was a guy?
Demanding Cheese: Yes, I did. But to me she was Kivrin at the time
skiplively: Yes, but I never thought, hm. I never realized that she confused people.
skiplively: I knew Mike, Aly, and I did.
skiplively: But as Mike, Bob, and Skip, that was understandable.
Demanding Cheese: I had never heard Kivrin as a name before, I associated it with Kevin
Demanding Cheese: Yes, well I also pictured people by the pictures they had in their sigs
Demanding Cheese: Like Mike
Demanding Cheese: with the headless chicken
skiplively: *grin*
Demanding Cheese: Sarah and her mad Paint Skillzz
skiplively: wow. It's been a long time, really.
skiplively: for lots of things.
skiplively: I started going to message boards over four years ago.
skiplively: I met Rob and Leah and Sarah at the first board.
Demanding Cheese: It's been over six months since it was shut down I started about 1 and a half to two years ago. Right in the midst of Lily's pregnacy?
Demanding Cheese: I think.
skiplively: Lily. Hm. I handled much of that very badly.
Demanding Cheese: I think i was a OMG that horrible just because I didn't know she was a chronis attention whore
Demanding Cheese: chronic*
skiplively: Well...none of us knew that she was. Not for sure.
Demanding Cheese: Well, I was a newbie so I definetly didn't know
skiplively: And I don't think...I don't really think I was wrong to trust her.
skiplively: I mean, obviously, I was, but I don't think I should start mistrusting people as a result.
skiplively: My own wrong actions more involve how I dealt with later situations with her. But, yes. She was on the board before she was Lily.
Demanding Cheese: Well, I think I was a bit naeive in later situations, I think I was a bit to sure of myself in my posts. that's why I sometime's come off as obnoxious. I'm not one to be shy.
skiplively: No, but then, neither am I.
skiplively: Neither are most of us.
Demanding Cheese: Yes, but you are confident in a tactful manner. I'm not.
skiplively: Yes, well, I'm also significantly older than you.
skiplively: Recognize what you see as a problem and work to fix it, but don't fret about it.
Demanding Cheese: Yes, well, I intelligent in some place but lack maturity in others. My brother's say I'm the dumbest smart person they know.
skiplively: Hah!
Demanding Cheese: Budump ching
skiplively: ?
Demanding Cheese: Like a drummer does after a joke.
Demanding Cheese: I couldn't find the correct otomatopiea for the cymbol sound
skiplively: ah
Demanding Cheese: Wow we've been talkign for a long while
skiplively: Yes, we have.
skiplively: Is that surprising?
Demanding Cheese: I usually don't have the time for a conversation to last this long.
skiplively: This is true
Demanding Cheese: I haven't had a long IM conversation in about 2 months
Demanding Cheese: I remember at the end after you got kicked off from being a mos I was gagged and you let me use "Turtle Wexford"
Demanding Cheese: mod*
Demanding Cheese: memories *sigh*
skiplively: Ah!
skiplively: I'd forgotten that!
Demanding Cheese: So many littel things. I was banned in my early days for tell Bob I would eat my sh%t (the threatening PERCENTAGE SIGN) if she wasn't lying or I was Spamming or something and I was banned. I e-amiled the Admin and then when they e-mailed me back it gave me access to the boards again because there was somethign like "If the administration sends you an e-mail after you are banned saying you are alowed to go back on you have full privilages or somethign like that. Aparently their e-mail gave me access.
skiplively: Oddness.
Demanding Cheese: It was crazy, I had only been on the board for, a feww months or weeks or something. That's why I can never remember when I started using the boards. Te registration date on my name and when i started were different. I get them mixed up all the time.
Demanding Cheese: Stupid shift key never works.
skiplively: I only remember because I was at a certain camp when I first started posting.
Demanding Cheese: Oh that's cool.
Demanding Cheese: I have good news
skiplively: What?
skiplively: And if you tell me something about switching your car insurance...I'll slap you.
skiplively: With, I might add, a trout.
Demanding Cheese: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurabce by switching to Geico!
Demanding Cheese: oops
skiplively: *SLAPS*
skiplively: *with (I add) a trout*

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 00:31:50 GMT

You are Hobbes! Suave and sophisticated, you have
all the right answers, and know about
smooching. You enjoy a good pounce and hot
chocolate, and make a very good best friend.

Which Calvin and Hobbes character are you?
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I got tired of black and gray

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 00:26:22 GMT

Well, it's been a while.

Let's see. Yesterday I went out with Aunt Nay. That was fun, I had forty buck to spemd at AC Moore. I got 2 new sketchpads, a portable sketching set and a 248 piece home drawing kit.

I still love LOTR and music and movies.

Not much to rant about.

Another Hell

Sun, 01 Feb 2004 14:27:35 GMT

Goths, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Bill Gates
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Bill Clinton
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Uday Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Qusay Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein, The Pope
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Science

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 13:55:45 GMT

The Experiment

By using the internet I have conducted an experiment. It's called reactions around the world.

Hypothesis: People from different parts of the globe have different reactions to the same situation. Yhis can be shown by three conversations started the same way but with different people from different areas of the Earth!

The Conversations

Conversation with some bloke from Australia, originally from New Zealand. His name: André.

Demanding Cheese: This sucks!
Amak Axver: What?
Demanding Cheese: I got an awesome computer game and I can't play it because my stupid computer doesn't have enough memory!
Demanding Cheese: I hate electronics
Amak Axver: At least you haven't lost $200.
Amak Axver: Just go around deleting stuff. I bet you can find things to delete.
Demanding Cheese: No, it's worse than that. We need to buy more memory
Amak Axver: Oh
Demanding Cheese: the game needs 1.6 gigas and we only have 2 gigas
Demanding Cheese: you do the math
Amak Axver: Buy a new computer
Amak Axver: I used to only have 2gb and it drove me mad. I've got 120gb now, whee.
Demanding Cheese: *raises eyebrow
Demanding Cheese: I hate people with computers like you
Demanding Cheese: or vice versa
Amak Axver: Fwohaha
Demanding Cheese: *frown*
Demanding Cheese: I'm on Life the Universe and Everything already
Demanding Cheese: The Restaurant... was a good one.
Amak Axver: Ah, ok.
Amak Axver: Yes, Restaurant is grand.
Demanding Cheese: I think Adams is a genius
Amak Axver: My favourite's probably Life, etc.
Amak Axver: He is. One of the best authors.
Demanding Cheese: Well don't tell me too much about Life. I'm haven't gotten through it yet. I woiuldn't want it spoiled.
Demanding Cheese: Taken out of context that would be the best statement ever
Amak Axver: Hee.
Amak Axver: That's great.
Demanding Cheese: Especially if said to an elderly person
Amak Axver: Haha!
Demanding Cheese: I am hilairious
Amak Axver: Or at least what you said was
Demanding Cheese: No, I am hilairious
Amak Axver: That's open to debate
Amak Axver: But fine, you are ... sometimes.
Demanding Cheese: Oh really, well I have absolutley no expierience on a debate team so you'd better prepare for DEFEAT
Amak Axver: Uh yeah, the best debater on the Gold Coast is going to lose to Never Debated Boy. Uh-huh, right, and pigs fly.
Amak Axver: Hehe.
Demanding Cheese: Well, guess what, today's your lucky day! *pig fly's p[ast André's window, Sam wins the debate and the Nobel Peace Prize*
Amak Axver: Haha
Demanding Cheese: How do you like them apples
Amak Axver: Not much
Demanding Cheese: Wer they to SWEET for you?
Demanding Cheese: Raise the ROOF!
Demanding Cheese: What? Word.
Amak Axver: Uh ... right ...

Now a Conversation with a dude from Florida. His name: Garrett

Demanding Cheese: This sucks!
Less than ******: What sucks?
Demanding Cheese: I got an awesome computer game and I can't play it because my stupid computer doesn't have enough memory!
Less than ******: Ha, what game?
Demanding Cheese: Sim City 4 Deluxe Edition
Less than ******: Oo.
Demanding Cheese: *stupid 2 gb machine!*
Less than ******: Well, I'm gonna go play games that I have enough memory for. Bwaha. Bye.
Demanding Cheese: Bye

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Auto response from Less than ******: -plays geeky Star Wars games-
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Now for a conversation with a kid from my hometown. Good ol' New York!

Demanding Cheese: This Sucks!
R****Sword: wat?
Demanding Cheese: I got an awesome computer game and I can't play it because my stupid computer doesn't have enough memory!
Demanding Cheese: I hate electronics
R****Sword: wat game?
R****Sword: i don't
Demanding Cheese: Actually I love them
Demanding Cheese: Sim City 4
Demanding Cheese: Deluxe edition
R****Sword: cool
R****Sword: brb
Demanding Cheese: It would be if I could play it
R****Sword: back
Demanding Cheese: cool
Demanding Cheese: Now I have to WAIT until our computer gets fixed and new memory is put on *punches stupid 2gigabyte machine*
R****Sword: 2 ?
R****Sword: or 20?
Demanding Cheese: amount of memory on computer
Demanding Cheese: 2
R****Sword: omg
R****Sword: that blows
Demanding Cheese: It does
R****Sword: my uncles has a 120
Demanding Cheese: I'm talking to someone else whose on a 120 and they'rejust GLOATING
R****Sword: lol
R****Sword: mine is only a 20
Demanding Cheese: My is stupid
R****Sword: the one i'm on is a 2
Demanding Cheese: Ahh
R****Sword: my old one
Demanding Cheese: *weakly forced smile*
R****Sword: lol
R****Sword: my new one has like 7 gigs of games
Demanding Cheese: AWZOME
Demanding Cheese: or AWZOM i mean
R****Sword: yea
Demanding Cheese: (I am back
R****Sword: ok
Demanding Cheese: I want 7gigs
Demanding Cheese: or more, yes, more!
R****Sword: y?
Demanding Cheese: So I can play games
R****Sword: o

Results

The bloke from Australia first sympathized with the situation, had a joke about something totally different and then prepared to argue with the other participant in the conversation. This shows that all bloke's in his area, from New Zealand will do the same thing in any situation involving two people, unless the person has split personalities and argues with himself.

The dude from Florida obviously has a short attention span. And as a result from from inbreeding in the eightteenth century, the Florida genepool was shrunk to only people with short attention spans. Therefore any dude from his area will only talk about the original item of the conversation then go and play geeky games on his better-than-yea's computer.

The kid from New York kept droning on about the same thing, with no substance to the conversation. The conversation had no meaning and was VERY repetative. Before being bored to death I had to put the experiment on hold, end the conversation, and go to sleep to rejuvinate myself. Therefore anyperson originally from where he was from will have the same long attention span. Also as a result of inbreededing in the eighteenth century.

These are the results of my experiment.*

*disclaimer: All of this was done in good fun. If you took this seriously too bad, ou obviously have no sense of when to take a joke. Deal with it! Go see a therapist.

Mon, 15 Dec 2003 00:17:53 GMT

I absolutley hate being sick. And to top it all off, SNOW. Another Noreaster.

The only good thing about this weekend is Sadam was caught. Finally, something worth celebrating, that, and my birthday was last weekend. With the FIRST Noreaster to hit us

God I hate Snow!

Dances are stupid

Sat, 22 Nov 2003 03:01:19 GMT

I was denied twice. TWICE! It's so stupid, I don't understand why no-one would dance with me. And then people just cut into front of me and bump into me like I'm not even there. I hate this. My school is so gay.

I feel smart. Go me!

Sun, 16 Nov 2003 22:57:51 GMT

I did it in 7</big></b> seconds.
I deserved an A+!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!

I am awesome. I'm going to go beat my score.

I wish I was five

Sun, 16 Nov 2003 22:46:32 GMT

As I go on my journey through confirmatioon this year I find myself pondering more and more about God. I keep thinking about the universe, eternal life, basically the whole point of this place we call Earth. I cannot find a point in life. I cannot find the whole reason of eternal life. I am scared really, I wish I was five, everything is so simple to little kids.

Fri, 03 Oct 2003 00:58:47 GMT

RANDOM CONVERSATION WITH TASHA! I FEEL LIKE CAPITALS RIGHT NOW!

The Sketchist: Yo
Karikos13: Hi
Karikos13: How are you?
The Sketchist: Fantastic and Jubiliant. Tasha wa?
Karikos13: Good, but tired, thanks.
Karikos13: Why are you so fantastic and jubilant?
The Sketchist: I just am. I ot pumped up on the "Proof?" debate at Soon. It seems that one thing about the Sun blowing into a red giant made me ready to jump in and tell the story of the end of our Solar System
The Sketchist: BRB
Karikos13: Aj
Karikos13: Ah*
The Sketchist: Back
Karikos13: Welcome back
The Sketchist: I might c all Girgit or Vice Versa
Karikos13: Yeah, I thought your mothers were supposed to talk to each other
The Sketchist: Yeah, something like that. My parents haven't gotten aroiud to talking about it yet soo...you moving?
Karikos13: Yes, tomorrow
The Sketchist: Out of State or OUt of Mind
Karikos13: Heh, a couple blocks away
The Sketchist: Ahhh
Karikos13: Yeah
The Sketchist: I wish I could move Out of Mind and find a Treehouse to live in a recluse myself from society
Karikos13: I wish I could move out to go to college already.
The Sketchist: I wish my West point trip was this saturday but it the 18th
Karikos13: Oooh, West Point. That would be fun
The Sketchist: It's homecoming to. The football with be delivered by Skydivers and the Halftime show is gonna be rocking. But that's all I know
Karikos13: Wow.
Karikos13: I want to go

Fri, 03 Oct 2003 00:43:50 GMT

Bill Gates
Circle I Limbo

Libertarians
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Gray Davis
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Osama bin Laden
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Rednecks
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Bill Clinton, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Fri, 03 Oct 2003 00:30:00 GMT

The Pope
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Bill Clinton
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Uday Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

Qusay Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Thu, 02 Oct 2003 21:21:13 GMT

Yay. I'm awesome at sax. Yes. I didn't mess up ONCE today in Band. I rule so hard.